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©Murphy – The Baby Sitter


By BR Chitwood

“Your first night, Murphy, want a quick ‘Q and A’? asked Brian Headley.”

“Really, Brian, that’s a bit insulting, don’t you think?”

“That was not in my mind when I asked, Murphy. Cheri and I are just making sure we’ve covered all the bases. Don’t get feisty with me.”

“Yeah, Murphy, added Rob Drawly, father of Brittany, same with Piper nd me.”

I am ‘all the bases’, and I’ve covered everything with all of you…several times. Brian, Cheri, and, Rob, you and Piper, go to your yearly weekend ritual in New York. The children will be fine. I know all there is to know about their likes, dislikes, the food they love and hate, their favorite games…and they already love me. I love them, each and every one – Jordon (the kid who would be King), Camille and Bonnie (who will be famous movie stars and dancers). Now, please, get out of here and leave me with my ‘Charges’!” Murphy did not smile but his voice was frisky and playful.

After a few chuckles and raised eyebrows, the parents looked quickly upon their sleeping children and were gone.


After some listed duties, Murphy settled in the den next to the children’s bedrooms, turned on the television – near-muted because his ear-pieces had dual listening capabilities: the children could not hear the television speakers but TV volume defaulted with any crying or needs of the children. Murphy was able to hear their gentle in-and-out breathing with the ‘state of the art’ ear devices.

The TV and den light went off at the prescribed setting time, and all was quiet in the 3000 square-foot house. As the den light brought darkness and stillness to the entire house, Murphy went silent as well…his keen hearing still able to pick-up the sounds of the children.


At 3:10 AM, Murphy heard a distant sound, like broken glass falling to the hardwood floor in the entry hall. The children were still asleep…only the ears of Murphy could isolate the sounds.

Murphy immediately deployed an unseen varnish-like spray-substance on the entry walls and the hardwood floor a few steps from the front door. He heard the door opening, heard the shuffling of feet for only a few seconds. After some minutes passed, Murphy heard two sets of grumbling voices.

Murphy dialed a pre-set police telephone number, gave them a required validation code for house equipped as was this one for Brian and Cheri Headley…a similar pre-set requirement was also in place for Rob and Piper.


Within a flash of some moments, the police arrived at the Headley residence and found two terribly distraught would-be robbers rooted to the hardwood floor…two sets of shoes stuck to and occupied a space…two sets of socks stuck to and occupied another space…and blood was coming from bare feet in another space.

Murphy magically made the sticky liquid disappear from the hardwood floor, restored within seconds its original finish, and miraculously replaced the glass at the entry…

Murphy watched the police take the unlucky robbers away.

At no time before, during, and after this incident did the children awaken.

The police shook their heads and waved at the strange-looking robot called Murphy.

Flash Fiction by: BR Chitwood – 7-27-2020

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21 comments on “Murphy – The Baby Sitter

  1. Excellent, Billy Ray. You had me. 😁

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    1. I take it most kindly, Sir John… Hi, girls! (Hugs!)

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      1. Hi Mr. Billy Ray. Hugs back to you.


      2. ♥♥♥ DARN IT! I SAID, RED!

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      3. Yeah. No red here.

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      4. The ‘black hearts’ got waylayed by wacko libs! Just saying! 🙂

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      5. LOVE THOSE HUGS! 🙂

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      6. Sorry about the white hair on your lap.

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      7. I’m in the process of ‘framing’ those white hairs – a tedious job with the ‘lap’!

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      8. Hahahaha. I love the vision of you doing that,

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  2. eden baylee says:

    Ha, the ideal baby sitter! Fun read, Billy Ray. 😀

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    1. So glad you lked it, sweet Eden. xox

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  3. Good one, Billy Ray! 🙂

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    1. Thank you, Bette…always appreciate your kind remarks. My best wishes.

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  4. D.L. Finn, Author says:

    Perfect babysitter, wish I had one back in the day.

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    1. Wonder if an old used-up humanoid would qualify for a ‘Murphy’ position!!! 🙂

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      1. D.L. Finn, Author says:


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      2. ‘lo’ is me!!! 🙂

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  5. johndolanauthor says:

    Who says artificial intelligence is a bad thing? 😉

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    1. I’m all in for ‘AI’ once they get me back to my ‘Romantic Period’! Thanks, good buddy, for the thought. 🙂 Eyes not so good but reading slowly…reviews coming! The upcoming ‘hearts’ are supposed to be RED! ♥♥♥


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