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‘A Meeting With The Shrink in Silly-Town’

The Psychiatrist asks, what’s the problem? to the fink.

I’m apathetic, brain-drained, and want a drink!

Well, what’s your problem, do you think?

You hard of hearing, or, what? I didn’t blink!

But that’s what I do, dumb-ass! I get paid to think!

Well, why am I here, almighty Shrink?

You already gave the reason. Is there more to the link?

You, guys! All you do is ask questions that stink!

Well, what exactly should happen, do you think?

Know what? Your questions drive me to that drink!

Then, we’ve accomplished something here, I think.

Yeah, sure, you made $150 bucks in an eye’s blink!

Now, now, relax. How ‘bout that amount with a chink?

How much of a chink, do you think?

Ah, what the heck, I’ll give a 5% chink.

You’re a loon! 5%? You belong in the clink!

You’re testing my good nature, I think.

You think, you dink? I’m gone for a drink.

But, wait, my fee with a 10% chink?

Up yours, shrink, with a chink, to the clink, I think.

Your truly, Billy Ray Chitwink

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8 comments on “‘A Meeting With The Shrink in Silly-Town’

  1. D.L Finn, Author says:

    That was fun and hard to do sticking to one rhyme.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. As always, you’re there for me. Thank you, dear Denise. ♥♥

      Liked by 1 person

  2. eden baylee says:

    So many ” – ink” words, thanks for the fun poem Billy Ray! xox

    Liked by 1 person

    1. All my pleasure, dear Eden. 🙂 xox


  3. jaysquires says:

    As Jimmy Durante would have said after reading your ditty: “Ink a dink a dink a dink a dink a dink a doooooo.”
    He’s got a million of ’em! And so do you, Billy Ray. Keep entertaining us, pal!

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  4. Ah, thanks, Jay-man, for reminding me of ‘rink-a-dink-a-doo! Wonder who trademark ‘Mrs. Calabash was/is!! ♥


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